How To Get There
Those of you who have never been to Tingalpa might find this Whereis map useful. If you're planning to drive, consult UBD 162-J16. I'd encourage car-pooling, so that more of you can join me in my Honourable Quest to get completely written-off. For those of you considering public transport, there are hourly busses to the bottom of my street, however these stop running at 10:10pm.
What To Bring
The official theme for the evening is "drunken idiots". You are not required to wear any special clothing, however I have no doubt that some of you will anyway. There will be no penalties for arriving naked, unless you are Mantis.
I will be providing beer, and a meat pie. The recipient of the meat pie will be determined by an elaborately staged series of increasingly violent contests; the winner being selected by a process of elimination. If you'd like to drink anything other than whatever beer I can afford to supply, you might like to BYO. In fact, I would encourage it anyway. More beer for me.
In previous years, I have aimed to provide light snacks on the evening. This year, I propose a pizza run. If you'd like to bring enough money for a delivery, we'll order at around 8pm. If you feel like bringing your own shrimp, I will have the BBQ set up.
If you have any further queries, please contact me on 0422 165 755.