08/08/08 13:08:31
"I can't believe you'd use to the poll to deliberately annoy, upset or otherwise irritate someone. I just don't know who you are anymore, Lachlan Kuhn."
-- Jacinta Kane, spiritual leader

On an almost-related note, it's been over 30 posts, and Jacinta still hasn't been raped by Himmler's re-animated corpse. I'm feeling lucky!

05/08/08 16:27:32
Fuck.

04/08/08 17:47:21
Many stockmen and journalists believe that snakes in Barbados can be as thin as spaghetti. This is not true. There is no way that a snake could survive 7-10 minutes in boiling water. If a snake were to be cooked in this fashion, his delicious semolina interior would be ruined, and the snake would die.

02/08/08 17:16:16
My name is Doctor Timothy Ladyfinger and I-- fucked up the future.

01/08/08 11:27:50
Why hello. Welcome to August. Let's have some poll results:

Favourite professor?

Hay (11 votes) - 7%
Hawking (5 votes) - 3%
Lupin (13 votes) - 9%
Jones (13 votes) - 9%
Calculus (13 votes) - 9%
Van Helsing (2 votes) - 1%
Plum (67 votes) - 44%
Krakkerbarrel (28 votes) - 18%

A sterling effort from Krakkerbarrel, who sadly couldn't quite match the Power of Plum. Maybe next time, Penfold.

Ye olde news has been archived.

31/07/08 20:33:04
Being a fob is mad.

30/07/08 09:42:16
People are always asking me if I know Tom Carroll.

29/07/08 16:55:21
I've found the cure for priapism. Just ring the Australian Customs hotline and talk to them about importation.

28/07/08 22:22:44
Fact: The prince of darkness is a gentleman.

25/07/08 23:50:52
Qua tunc?

24/07/08 16:03:43
I have triumphed once again! Thanks to hope and courage, which combine to form the still stronger force of horage.

23/07/08 11:10:15
The mirror world is overrated.

22/07/08 23:17:49
Forget the past, there's nothing there. Not even memories, just a road you never travelled, unwinding backwards to a place you never came from. Where fruit grows on trees you never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy called Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born. No answers there.

21/07/08 12:30:21
Touch the eye of the Salamander! TOUCH IT!

19/07/08 20:24:39
Fact: Homosexuality is something you're born with - like red hair ... or a dead twin.

18/07/08 15:49:26
Entrepreneurship
Jon Kloske has all the best solutions.

17/07/08 11:00:01
I'll give $50 to anyone who shoots the Pope.

16/07/08 14:53:30
A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans.

I should point out, however, that this is fairly unlikely.

15/07/08 23:41:20
Necessity's sharp pinch!

14/07/08 23:56:49
O Hai.

07/07/08 23:56:37
The night time is the right time.

06/07/08 11:41:17
Fact: Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles.

03/07/08 20:53:46
I'm the iron fist inside the velvet glove.

02/07/08 12:16:47
A wise man once told me that the only thing wrong with his life was that he'd wasted years of it overlooking the obvious benefits of a career in herpetology. I'm beginning to realise just how much the same applies to me.

01/07/08 22:42:46
As I was going to St Ives,
I met a chick who gave me hives,
So then I knocked up seven hoes,
Who each gave birth to seven bros,
Bitches, whores, hoes, and bros,
How many are eligible for the Federal Government's Baby Bonus?

30/06/08 12:23:53
On Saturday, Tails and I attended a costume party dressed as characters from Los Alamos. I'm still surprised by the number of people who had seen it.

26/06/08 13:38:49
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, FORTY-FOUR MONTHS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW, AND $12, ONE MONTH AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP MOVIE.

25/06/08 10:16:30
Deleted Scene
I expect that this exchange will feature somewhere on the DVD.

24/06/08 09:43:55
Only 370 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!

20/06/08 11:54:33
Yesterday, I purchased a new musical instrument. Consequently, I am now suffering from an afflication known as priapism. Many thanks to Dewi for researching this condition so thoroughly for me. Thewi.

19/06/08 10:15:35
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

18/06/08 23:26:17
Initiative comes to thems that wait.

17/06/08 12:20:57
The Importance of Plot

Why the hell did they give him his job back? What did he say to change their minds? "Oh, I've been running around South America with some communists. I ~did~ find a cavern full of amazing antiquities, but the museum can't have any of them, because they were destroyed. By alien skeletons. Who decided to return home in their spaceship. Even though they were already dead." They wouldn't say "That's great, have a promotion!" They'd say "That's fucking stupid. People wouldn't even make a movie about that."

-- S. Kuhn, severely underwhelmed by Indiana Jones' latest outing

16/06/08 23:12:32
When there is peace, the warlike man attacks himself.

09/06/08 22:42:33
Many stockmen believe that the Well of the Souls could accommodate over 10,000 snakes for over 2,500 years. This is bullshit.

05/06/08 10:05:42
Mission Statement
When I decided to launch this site, my goal was for it to be just like sex. That is, degrading, disgusting, filthy, and unpleasant. To that end, I feel that I have succeeded. Thank you.

04/06/08 22:19:29
The Dilemma
"If I break up with her, I don't see myself having good sex ever again. Unless I'm like going on holiday to Hawaii and the plane crashes and all my fellow survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference and even then there'd probably be loads of male sex therapists there too, and they'd love that wouldn't they ... all fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying."

Ah, Peep Show. You amuse me.

03/06/08 09:34:14
Fact: Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.

02/06/08 18:21:03
And We're Back
For those who wondered, Splunge was off the air for a little while due to a small explosion (it's refreshing not to have to lie about these things). Everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

If you emailed me in the last 48 hours, there's a slight chance I didn't receive your message. If you haven't emailed me in the last 48 hours, it's almost certain that I didn't receive your message. Either way, I blame The Planet Managed Web Hosting Services.

Olde news has been archived.

27/05/08 20:24:22
Spoiler Warning
Indiana Jones 4 may spoil the other three.

26/05/08 14:15:41
I originally thought that the Ku Klux Klan were the bad guys. But last night I watched The Birth of a Nation (1915), and now I know the truth.

Thanks, D. W. Griffith. Thwiffith.

21/05/08 14:51:55
Overconfidence
"Book your tickets to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull online to avoid disappointment!"

I have an uneasy feeling it's gonna take more than a pre-booked ticket.

20/05/08 23:34:09
For those of you who have asked, the reason I talk so much about Nazis these days is that I had a dream in which Himmler's re-animated corpse told me that if I didn't mention Nazis on Splunge every third post on average, he'd rape my friend Jacinta. All things taken into consideration, I figure it's better to be safe than sorry.

I trust that this clears things up.

19/05/08 21:40:03
Fact: Sex is a type of cake.

14/05/08 11:21:12
83% chance of fun, 97% chance of prizes.

13/05/08 23:19:24
If you enjoy Nazis as much as I do, then you won't miss the next chapter of Henry Jones 4 Preparation Month. Book now!

12/05/08 09:56:41
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, FORTY-THREE MONTHS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.

09/05/08 12:52:16
I've always been slightly interested in the application of Godwin's Law. Recently, I've become addicted to trying to minimise the time taken for an argument to reach its logical conclusion ... and in fact, I've even pushed this to extend beyond general debate, and into every day discourse.

Basically it works like this. A discussion commences - from which point you have to destroy the conversation by means of Reductio ad Hitlerum in as few moves as possible. Some samples of conversations I've had in the last couple of weeks, with my contribution annotated in italics:

"I think we should protest Chinese human rights abuses by boycotting the 2008 Olympics."
"I believe there are better ways to protest. I think we should go to the Games."
"Yeah, sending our athletes to Berlin in 1936 sent a really strong message to Hitler."

"I think we should deploy a cloud tag on the main page."
"The Nazis tagged Jews and homosexuals at the concentration camps. Maybe you'd be happier if we just added a 'commit genocide' button?"

"I'm much healthier because I'm a vegetarian."
"Hitler was a vegetarian, you know."

Soon I won't have any friends left. Soon ...

08/05/08 08:21:07
Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times while reading this website.

06/05/08 23:21:06
Good News, Everyone!
I've almost forgotten the horrible images that are seared into my brain forever.

And so, having nearly accomplished this feat, I suppose it's time to start thinking about getting on with life. We'll start by looking at the results from last month's poll.

Which do you prefer?

Cock (13 votes) - 26%
Anal (2 votes) - 4%
Coal (35 votes) - 70%

Looks like anal is just as unpopular as ever.

28/04/08 11:06:03
Sorcerers arrested over penis threat panic
Posted April 25, 2008 12:11:00
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

If this is the kind of gold I miss out on when I go away for a week, then I may never go away ever again.

15/04/08 23:57:29
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

14/04/08 14:22:35
Fact: Splunge is now Romania's #5 resource for Otto Günsche.

Thanks, Google. Thoogle.

14/04/08 11:56:44
Implausible
I knew facebook had to be a farce when it claimed Dewi had 37 friends.

10/04/08 22:40:10
Fact: I am no longer a perpurtrator of convulsive acts that debase women.

Please forgive me, Sean.

09/04/08 19:50:44
You can't hate someone because of their ethnic background.
Political correctness gone mad!

08/04/08 23:42:00
Reports of my happiness have been greatly exaggerated.

07/04/08 22:44:59
Well then.

06/04/08 00:19:09
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.

05/04/08 16:44:13
Let the skeleton wedding begin!

04/04/08 19:07:51
I love women. I have all their albums.

03/04/08 08:49:01
As a general rule, I try to refrain from making public statements on this website about my place of work, and the people who inhabit it. This keeps me employed, and makes it substantially more difficult for people to track me down and kill me when the software I write gives them approximately 100 times the intended dose of radiation.

However, at a recent work function, I had an opportunity to rub shoulders with the new Vice Chancellor of UQ, Professor Paul Greenfield. I can only say that I found the experience profoundly disappointing. To understand exactly why, one needs to look no further than the following two images.

Figure 1. Professor Emeritus John Hay. One totally radical dude!
Figure 2. Professor Paul Greenfield. Not very fun at all.

Don't get me wrong; I have every confidence that Professor Greenfield's vision for UQ is a fine one - and one that he will implement with precision, enthusiasm, and an iron fist. I am simply concerned that some of the best elements of The John Hay Era are being unthinkingly discarded. After all, kids these days aren't interested in world-class scholarship. They just want to study at a place where they can smoke weed and bust hoops with the V.C.

02/04/08 08:12:52
The other night, I watched Caveman (a film that, coincidentally, was released on the day I was born). What a refreshing surprise, to see such a gritty, realistic piece of story telling! Brilliant acting, an ingenious storyline, and special effects that put Spielberg's Jurassic Park to shame, this movie has something for everyone.

Strangely, I had less difficulty accepting that mankind invented fire, weapons, music, and fried eggs all on the same day than I did accepting the events of 10,000 B.C.E.

01/04/08 19:21:27
Some people view Earth Hour as an opportunity to raise awareness about the issue of global warming.
Personally, I see it as a rare opportunity to commit aggravated sexual assault without the risk of being later identified in a suspect parade.

01/04/08 12:50:35
Poll Results
Is this website biased?

Yes (19 votes) - 26%
No (53 votes) - 74%

I trust this settles the matter once and for all.
A new poll is now online. Vote, or die.

31/03/08 09:34:13
Those of you who have been around since the CTK era might enjoy this one. Recorded March 2, in the pouring rain.

Mission Accomplished! (MPEG, 872KB)

30/03/08 23:19:35
Many stockmen believe that a Plumber's Snake unblocks drains, toilets, and sewers by eating through the shit that clogs the pipe. This is not true. Snakes do not like eating shit - even if they happen to be owned by plumbers. Snakes actually break through blockages in drains with their carbon fibre-reinforced skulls. There is no way that a snake could survive on a diet of human excrement. That can't happen.

29/03/08 13:06:09
OH MY GOD, DEWI JUST REMINDED ME I SPENT $30, FORTY-ONE MONTHS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.

27/03/08 12:15:18
Inevitable
Animation always manages to say it much better than I ever could.

24/03/08 20:32:04
Dreadful duty leads me to the place where I have stored it.

20/03/08 16:21:08
You snooze, you suffer the multi-faceted pitfalls.

17/03/08 14:06:27
Evidence
Dexter uses a Mac.
Dexter kills people.
Macs are bad.

13/03/08 15:19:27
Despicable.

13/03/08 13:18:18
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What is your greatest fear?
A. Airborne AIDS. Because that will mean the end of waving my dick about in the wind.

12/03/08 15:22:02
If I was the Secretary General of OPEC, I'd reduce the price of oil by making barrels smaller.

12/03/08 10:21:41
On Sunday I went to see 10,000 B.C. An intriguing concept, set some 6000 years before creation, the film very nearly incited me to violence by commencing before I had taken my seat. Eventually I calmed down enough to thoroughly not enjoy the movie.

Director Roland Emmerich apparently decided it would be a good idea to remake Mel Gibson's Apocalypto - without the heart-warming fundamentalist Christian message in the final scene. How on earth the audience is meant to learn anything about the Lord's message from this godless, hollow tripe is completely beyond me.

I give this film ½ an asterisk.

11/03/08 11:07:37
I like kittens.

11/03/08 00:21:50
Reality can be cruel.

09/03/08 23:56:41
I wish there was a cleaner way through this.

07/03/08 12:28:26
Fuck life.

06/03/08 17:43:23
The deception burns.

06/03/08 14:41:01
Tonight: Centurion Challenge III
Tomorrow: Bingo

06/03/08 12:05:16
While in the process of writing an inflammatory comment on a stranger's blog yesterday, I noticed the amusing list of keywords associated with Splunge on the Snap Shots widget. Colon dee.

05/03/08 13:47:54
Remember, remember, the 5th of March.

04/03/08 11:02:35
No news is good news.
Draw your own conclusions.

03/03/08 08:42:19
Fact: The Hume Highway is dreadfully greater than Federal.

27/02/08 23:06:59
I feel like five kinds of shit right now.

25/02/08 22:28:36
Knowing all the right people can be a burden.

20/02/08 23:32:27
O GOD, THY SEA IS
SO GREAT BUT MY
COCK IS SO SMALL

15/02/08 23:29:34
"I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS AND SOME OF THEM ARE SAD."
-- Excerpt from Lou Kenny's Journal Alive

14/02/08 11:19:57
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.

13/02/08 13:22:46
I've been reading a bit of Richard Feynman lately, which in turn sparked my interest in the anthropological oddity of cargo cults. As I was reading up on the topic, I saw a passing reference to cargo cult programming, which struck an unusual chord with me.

Initially, I was amused to see a phenomenon I am very familiar with being likened to a cargo cult. The more I thought about it, the more I realised it's a fairly apt description - and certainly something that is not uncommon. I suspect a good deal of it stems from all the usual constraints of software projects - time, effort, complexity. Who, after all, has time to become embroiled in nightmares like dependency hell when it's easier to roughly emulate what you want by copying something adjacent, and then hammering it into shape, in the hope it achieves the desired result? This sympathetic coding approach also removes the immediate need to understand the subtleties and nuances of what's happening behind the scenes. Simply put, in an unfamiliar environment, brute-force programming often yields faster progress than actually bothering to understand what the arse is really going on. And I, for one, have certainly been guilty of the ritual #inclusion of code just for the sake of a smooth ride.

One thing that occurs to me, however, is that cargo cult programming isn't necessarily always a result of taking the path of least resistance, or cluelessly stabbing about in the dark. I would maintain that the software design principle of abstraction inevitably leads - over time - to the employment of a set of techniques that fall into this general category. The mechanisms of encapsulation, inheritance, and polymorphism all exist - in some context, at least - to shield complexity. And from there, unless you're in a tightly controlled environment and you actually know what is happening behind the scenes, it's a slippery slope to what is often branded as "voodoo programming". Hell, abstraction is often casually referred to as "magic".

This seems to be more of a problem in environments without well-documented APIs, scenarios involving the dishonourable-discharge/suicide of the original system architect, and sudden influxes of nubic nubes. It's rather tempting to comment that any person who knowingly employs magic without a firm grasp of how it actually works is effectively guilty of cargo cult programming, and inviting disappointment and/or disaster.

As an aside, it seems that Richard Feynman and I share something in common: a love of titties.

12/02/08 23:21:06
R.I.P. Bob.

11/02/08 12:22:14
Many stockmen believe that a snake stuck inside a computer would continue to grow until it eventually fed upon its own tail. This is not true. A snake under these circumstances would sooner feast upon a disk platter or a stick of RAM than chew through its own delicious skin. So snakes don't eat their own tails, this is quite impossible.

07/02/08 11:19:09
He would hath been slewn. If only he knew how close he came ...

06/02/08 00:27:21
"We realised that if we attacked him, he would attack us. So what we had to do was attack him first. But then we realised that if he realised that we were going to attack him first, he would then attack us first. So then we heard that he'd heard about this ... so we realised we'd have to have a pre-emptive attack, before he attacked us in retaliation to us attacking him. Well, eventually we had to abandon that train of thought, because we realised that the only way one of us could attack the other first was if we went back in time, and neither of us had the capability to do that, though we reckoned that Saddam was working on it, and probably could do that within 3 to 18 years."
-- Alastair Campbell, Director of Communications and Strategy for the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

04/02/08 23:43:06
Usually when I see various memes floating around the blogging community, I entertain myself by imagining people's reactions if I were to honestly answer the questions - though I almost always refrain from doing so. As regular readers of this website will know, I am generally averse to projects that increase the noise:signal ratio on the internet, and I typically refrain from painting the web with more of the kind of flagrant bullshit that ruined once-reputable sites like jules.com.

I saw an interesting meme earlier tonight, basically asking people to snapshot the titles of the websites they currently have open in their web browser. Anyone who has ever had the unbridled pleasure of watching me browse the web will know that I like to have about 60 browser windows open at any given point in time, and a quick glance through the many open windows in my taskbar quickly led me to believe that my own response would make a fairly amusing list.

As always, I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to figure out if I've invented any of this or not.

• Emergency contraception - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
• Money laundering - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
• BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack
• PHP: Object Aggregation/Composition Functions - Manual
• Manage Document Type XSDs - Fez
• Home - UQ eSpace
• Investigation of the role of cadmium sulfide in the surface passivation of lead sulfide quantum dots - UQ eSpace
• WebSVN - fez - Log - Rev 1328 - /
• Aurion Today - Version 9.3.02
• Campfire: Fez Talk
• Generating Streaming Media Statistics - LTSWiki
• $300 fine for dead prostitute | NEWS.com.au
• Metadata Object Description Schema: MODS (Library of Congress)
• How to kill yourself like a man.
• 128 km Brisbane (Mt Stapylton) Radar Loop
• On Line Opinion - Administration
• Richard Feynman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
• Quantum electrodynamics - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
• Jon's Friends
• lime - diary of a fruit
• Black Bile Box
• Anger in the Workplace: Aversive Environments and Anger/Aggression | MinD
• Discount Firearms and Accessories - Bayonets
• Insanity defense - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
• Jumping Castle Hire Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast

Actually, the more I think about what I wrote above concerning noise:signal ratios, the more I realise that Splunge is basically just noise. Still, I maintain that it's more engaging noise than your average "I survived a tropical low" type crap that you read on some sites.

04/02/08 18:14:56
It always amuses the shit out of me when malicious Wikipedia edits wind up being duplicated in other authoritative documents (hover over the author's name).

01/02/08 10:55:11
The first month of the year has been an interesting one. And anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar. Anyway, I figure there is some merit to reporting the results of the last poll. Results are as follows:

Best cake?

Chocolate cake (10 votes) - 14%
Cheese cake (1 vote) - 1%
Carrot cake (1 vote) - 1%
Sponge cake (2 votes) - 3%
Splunge cake (10 votes) - 14%
Space cake (9 votes) - 12%
Pancake (10 votes) - 14%
Yellowcake (6 votes) - 8%
Cock cake (14 votes) - 19%
Urinal cake (9 votes) - 12%

There you go. Everyone^† loves cock cake!

_{^† 14 people.}

31/01/08 16:27:07
Welcome to the world of unending night.

30/01/08 21:00:13
Many stockmen believe that Allen's snakes are now cross-breeding with snakes from The Natural Confectionary Company. This is not true. It has never been known in Australia, and a long-running rivalry between these two companies makes such a breeding program highly unlikely. There is no way that The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission would ever allow a breeding program like this to go ahead, as it would result in a highly delicious and healthy hybrid super-snake, that would ultimately lead to an unfair market monopoly. That can't happen.

29/01/08 10:32:01
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, THIRTY-NINE MONTHS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.

28/01/08 22:34:53
I like rusty spoons.

28/01/08 03:23:43
I think I'm getting far better at seeing these things coming.

26/01/08 17:41:31
Hello children. I hope you're all enjoying our national holiday. I'd like us all to pause for a moment, and reflect upon the great words of this country's first (and best) Prime Minister, Edmund Barton.

"I have never wavered in any stage of my political life from the opinion that Australia must be kept pure from any racial defects - whether by contamination, or by the growth amongst us of a pure black race, I care not."

Happy Australia Day!

24/01/08 23:47:52
I found it interesting that Sweeney Todd came with a warning about "graphic bloody violence", but that there was no warning about the fact that Alan Rickman and Johnny Depp singing a duet on-screen together can cause spontaneous ejaculation.

24/01/08 09:51:32
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
It does this whenever it is told.

23/01/08 09:56:34
Just so you know, I haven't changed my official position.

23/01/08 02:47:12
Many stockmen believe that black snakes are dangerous. This is not true. The black snake is not known to emit sparks, flares, or any form of projectiles. There is no way that a black snake could maim or kill a person. It has never been known in Australia, and there is not for example any chance of a black snake being able to kill you at Riverfire.

22/01/08 23:34:58
"Let's hope Pandora's Box doesn't have a fuckin' melanoma in it."
-- Benjamin Tuite, Philosopher

22/01/08 21:22:12
I had this dream the other night that Rove McManus was funny.

Weird, hey.

21/01/08 11:10:25
"Compelling, Mesmerising: A Tour De Force."
-- Jon Kloske reviews my life

20/01/08 12:33:41
If you code it, they will come.

20/01/08 09:43:43
I'm afraid I've gone and done something terrible.

19/01/08 19:44:59
Splunge - A Story of Unsuccess
When I began this website in January 1999, I little realised how small it would grow, or how many people throughout the world in every walk of life it would eventually fail to affect. No small thanks are due to my accountants for this. In fact no thanks are due at all and I have sacked them. However, now Splunge is really starting to pay off and lose a lot of money.

Hard work is the important thing in life. Hard work and a lot of money. And some gin. Oh and a luxury yacht. These are the important things in life. For example I am at my office every morning at 5 a.m. without fail, winter or summer. This gives me four hours to hang around waiting for the post to arrive and five hours before I can telephone anyone else's office. During these hours of hanging about I ring people up and tell them how early I get to my office. By about 11 a.m. I am exhausted and go home to bed contented with the knowledge that some lazy people are just getting to work.

I hope that this website will fulfil its purpose as a tax loss and be remaindered very shortly. I urge the casual reader under no circumstances to send me donations, otherwise I shall have to pay a lot more tax. May I finally take this opportunity of wishing you all a very favourable Tax Year.

19/01/08 02:48:45
Once again, I am staggered by just how messed-up this all is.
I really do struggle to see how I can let this just wash by me.

18/01/08 20:27:55
The world is my oyster.
Unfortunately, it's going off, and starting to smell funny. Oh well.

17/01/08 11:55:13
There's no place like /home
There's no place like /home
There's no place like /home

16/01/08 14:05:04
WWSCD?
Punch his wife in the face and drink a bourbon, probably.

16/01/08 11:52:38
QUESTION TIME
This website was designed by:

• A monkey
• A retard
• A retarded monkey
• A retarted monkey on crack
• The premier UQ marketing department, responsible for all UQ branding and promotion

Older news has been moved to an exciting new place for posterity.