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19/12/2016 00:38:39
If you enjoyed my last post, then you're going to love some of the placeholder humour I have in store for you in 2017!
28/10/2016 06:02:09
{$year}, eh?
30/11/2015 07:33:34
2015, eh?
31/10/2014 00:22:14
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, A DECADE AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
30/09/2014 06:28:15
Only 270 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
08/09/2014 08:19:06
A River In Egypt
<dfm> I haven't heard you rebuff the historical drama of early 1910s Anatolia lately
<dlg> im not the one who travelled to turkey recently
<dlg> like nothing ever happened
26/08/2014 05:56:26
The one crumb of comfort it's possible to draw from this project is the certain knowledge that everyone involved will one day die.
08/08/2014 07:16:25
Acceptance
<reth> Drupal isn't so annoying when you remind yourself nothing matters, everyone is lying to themselves and death is coming for us all.
19/03/2014 00:23:40
Edited highlights from Centurion Challenge 7 now online.
13/03/2014 07:32:23
Only 276 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
05/03/2014 10:24:17
More new snaps available in the Photo Gallery.
28/02/2014 04:29:34
Poll Results

Biggest atrocity of the 20th century?

The Holocaust - 1% (2 votes)
The Armenian Genocide - 13% (17 votes)
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - 16% (21 votes)
Jurassic Park: The Lost World - 68% (88 votes)

Lest we forget.
12/02/2014 04:53:24
Pterodicktools
<Dewi> Porn definitely needs better refactoring tools
<Dewi> I can press Ctrl-R twice to rename a variable throughout a project, so why can't I perform a similarly simple key combination to replace huge black guys with pterodactyls?
29/01/2014 03:37:18
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THERE IS A STRIP CLUB LESS THAN 200 METRES AWAY FROM THE VENUE WHERE I ONCE SPENT $30 TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
21/11/2013 23:36:02
Some new photos online. Visit the Photo Gallery.
28/08/2013 09:58:41
Watched A Good Day to Die Hard last night. One scene featured a cab driver who refused to accept payment for a trip. Totally unbelievable. This franchise has officially transcended the bounds of plausibility. No stars.
22/05/2013 15:36:15
Only 287 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
30/04/2013 21:28:36
Diagnosis
<Dewi> Your mind is trapped 15 years in the past, after the twin catastrophes of The Lost World and The Phantom Menace destroyed your capacity to accept new information.

On a related note, a new poll has been launched. Results from the previous poll are as follows:

If someone told you that punching Darragh Murray in the face would actually give him pleasure, would you still do it?

Yes 70%
No 30%

Happily, I have it on reasonably good authority that Darragh does indeed feel pain when punched, which should simplify the problem considerably for most.
28/03/2013 13:47:41
OH MY GOD, ROSEANNE JUST REMINDED ME I SPENT $30, 101 MONTHS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
27/02/2013 16:07:51
Larry-kiri
<jgs> any java application that gains sentience will immediately kill itself.
18/01/2013 22:53:59
New photos online. You will find them in the Photo Gallery.
12/12/2012 10:29:13
Poll Results

Who is worse?

Plumbers - 87%
Nazis - 12%

As I suspected.
11/12/2012 09:10:07
Ah, hypocrisy. How refreshing.
30/11/2012 12:42:41
Inscrutable remark about employer.
27/11/2012 11:56:49
The Golden Age of Grammar
<Dewi> I am inventing a new part of speech called a "brown participle" which will revolutionise the way English speakers deny knowledge of endemic institutional wrongdoing.
<Dewi> Example sentence: "I havarnot knuwnst financial irregularities." It's a concise way of saying "I do not have, nor have I ever had, knowledge or involvement with these, or any other, financial irregularities, and I consider the question or implication offensive and grossly unfair, if you asked or implied."
<Dewi> The participle neatly packages up the past, present and future forms of knowledge of both concrete and abstract types of allegations.
<Dewi> I know; I knew; I have known; I had known; I havarnot knuwnst.
<Dewi> Obviously you can conjugate verbs other than "know". Another popular one will be "I havarnot fuwckst..."
01/11/2012 12:12:44
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
31/10/2012 14:38:19
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THAT DISNEY SPENT $4 BILLION DOLLARS, 24 HOURS AGO, TO PURCHASE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
30/10/2012 12:19:08
"Why the fuck would you make a movie about a ranga? Think of how much better this could have been if it was about a normal, likable character."
-- S. Kuhn reviews The Adventures of Tintin
16/10/2012 19:12:58
Poll Results

Most beautiful programmer?

Richard Stallman - 4 votes
Rasmus Lerdorf - 1 vote
Theo de Raadt - 1 vote
David Gwynne - 924 votes
Ada Lovelace - 2 votes
Hans Reiser - 25 votes

Please cast your votes in the new poll.
17/09/2012 15:10:43
Did You Know?
Plumbers are cunts.
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