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09/02/10 00:35:47 Dear Josh, I have solved your riddle. The answer is: shlayaos.
03/02/10 23:21:11 Only 349 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
02/02/10 13:39:29 I estimate that by the time I turn 30, I will have spent a cumulative total of 12 years of my life either planning deeds I would later come to regret, or apologising for them.
01/02/10 21:51:38 Hi. I want you all to know ... if I die ... you have my permission. You can eat me.
01/02/10 02:40:32 The night time is the right time.
29/01/10 23:08:37 More snails.
25/01/10 19:21:57 Fact: Stephen Conroy is a tool.
25/01/10 00:55:44 I am Jack's bottomless mirth.
21/01/10 23:55:08 Post tenebras spero excessum.
20/01/10 01:37:29 Greener grass. Slippery slopes. Annoying alliteration. What a package.
18/01/10 23:51:50 Only 354 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
15/01/10 19:26:47 I would like to have seen Montana.
13/01/10 01:57:11 He's dead. Now we can have a good time.
12/01/10 03:55:36 Insomnia is a many-cuntoured thing.
11/01/10 23:50:23 Nostalgia will be my undoing. Either that or tuberculosis.
07/01/10 12:42:01 Poll Results
YOU MUST CHOOSE:
Jason (92 votes) - 69% Kabana (41 votes) - 31%
A new poll is online. Please consider the question fully before voting, as results are binding.
05/01/10 08:45:52 Oh God. Will I really do it, will I really take an axe and hit her on the head with it, smash her skull in? Will I slip on her warm, sticky blood, break open the lock, steal the money and tremble; then hide myself, covered in blood ... with the axe ... Oh Lord, will I really?
04/01/10 10:44:03 OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, HALF A DECADE AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
03/01/10 22:36:12 Wow. Splunge is really emo this year.
02/01/10 17:44:40 Hello, and welcome to another packed year of misery and abject desperation.
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