06/01/09 00:29:13
New photos online, including snaps from Jo and Brendan's engagement party, and David and Alisa's wedding. Enjoy.

05/01/09 19:27:47
Q. How many kangaroos does it take to change a tap?
A. They can't. At best, they can locate the source of the water leak by boinging up and down inside your house to see if that somehow affects the water pressure, but even then they're going to be hard put to do anything about it, unless one of them happens to have the right copper connecting mechanism in her sack of babies.

02/01/09 22:16:31
Best Pope?

Benedict XVI (0 votes) - 0%
Hilarius (12 votes) - 20%
Peter II (16 votes) - 27%
Boniface I (0 votes) - 0%
Cuntiface XXVII (32 votes) - 53%

A new poll is now online for January.

01/01/09 10:07:27
This Year on Splunge...
When surface from a four day crash, bluebottle gobbed, and hear the children call you maggot mouth, and rise to find they've roped your guts, so fall you jessop. They crown you king cantaloupe, and gob you up a synapse bomb, so now your hooting leathersnake, not clocking you've been prammed, to serenade the door of your ex wife, clocking glares of ice. Then find you've wandered back to school, and frit the squabs, and now here comes a teacher with a copper. Then welcome, ooh fuss fuss fuss, welcome in Splunge.