Events

Celebrate Kewn's 33rd birthday with a trip to the German Club, followed by the local lock-up / ICU.
The first installment in a new sequel trilogy of Centurions.
If you set fire to our house, I will hunt you down and kill you.
100 more shots of beer, in 100 more minutes.
With Special Guest Darragh Murray!
This is clearly one of the worst ideas I have ever had. I'd be delighted if you would join me.
I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. You come to my house, we watch a film, and I FEED YOU!
3 great individuals, 3 great dates in history. Theme: antiquity.
Helena Bonham Carter is a dark practitioner of the dramatic arts.
Friends, countrymen, lend me your beers.
Super Kuhn Bros. housewarming and associated tom-foolery.
The Exodus from The Temple of Kuhn begins.
Get ready for the most hotly anticipated variety television event in history.
They may take our Kane, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!
2008 will be remembered as the year that George Lucas fucked everything up. Again.
Elections and binge drinking are basically made for one another.
Don your maddest hat, and join us for an evening of unparalleled inebriation.
Celebrate Christmas with us at The Temple. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
This year, Australia's funnest night of statistics happens in Indooroopilly!
It's been a while since we all put on our pirate regalia.
The gun is good. The Zardoz Experience is even better!
Take Sith leave. Watch a lot of Star Wars, drink a lot of beer.
Celebrate Gary Oldman's distinguished career of shouting a lot.
Warning: You may be photographed while attending this party.
Something Has Survived. Brace yourself for Kewnstock Resurrection.
You are cordially invited to attend a screening of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with a bunch of dickheads in costume.
Preparation for the third Harry Potter film is best done with ice-cream.
Video games that were tragically made into cartoons then made into movies and then cartoons that were tragically made into video games then into movies.
Prepare for the final instalment in the Kewnstock Trilogy.
Sequel to the highly popular Jeremy Irons Film Extravaganza and the Alan Rickman Film Extravaganza.
Witness the resumption of ABC broadcasts of Doctor Who.
Who says a brand new franchise can't possibly have groupies?
A celebration of the sexiest man alive. Contains drinking game.
Who is Jeremy Irons? How can you even ask such a thing?
How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been to a Kewnstock?
Join Kewn and Oolong at the Pig 'n' Whistle followed by the Pankaek Manor.
Be there, or may your family suffer bodily dysfunctions for 10 generations.
Kewnstock. Like you had anything better to do.
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