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Sequel to the highly popular Jeremy Irons Film Extravaganza, Alan Rickman Film Extravaganza,
and Kenneth Branagh Film Extravaganza.

Gary Oldman in Dracula

The Bio

Gary Oldman, the son of a welder and a homemaker, won a scholarship to Britain's Rose Bruford Drama College, where he received a BA in Theatre Arts in 1979. He subsequently studied with the Greenwich Young People's Theatre and went on to appear in a number of plays throughout the early 80s. Eventually, he turned to movies, and stared as a villain in a string of borderline B-grade flicks. During his distinguished career as an actor, he has done a lot of shouting.

The Details

When: Saturday, 14 May 2005, starting 6pm with or without you.
Where: Please enquire (ask Jo or Kewn)
What to bring: Alcohol for the drinking game.

The Lineup

We will only be viewing the finest selection of Gary's films:

The Film The Professional
Gary's Character Stansfield
Famous for Popping pills while performing some weird seductive dance.
The Question Can Gary find the self control to resist screaming every single line of dialogue?
The Professional poster Gary Oldman in The Professional
The Film The Fifth Element
Gary's Character Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Quote "I'm screwed."
Famous for Never actually meeting his nemesis (Bruce).
The Question Will Gary ever have motivation for his actions?
The Fifth Element poster Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element
The Film Air Force One
Gary's Character Ivan Korshunov
Quote "Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour."
Famous for Playing a Russian
The Question Will President Ford beat Terrorist Gary?
Air Force One poster Gary Oldman in Air Force One
The Film Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Gary's Character Sirius Black
Quote "Only one will die tonight!"
Famous for Being the only wizard to have ever escaped from Azkaban Prison.
The Question Will the thrill of seeing Alan Rickman confront Gary cause the audience to explode?
Note Since Alan Rickman is also in this film the Alan Rickman Film Extravaganza rules will also apply.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban poster Gary Oldman in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The Drinking Rules

Take a drink when:

  • GO screams like a maniac
  • GO errupts into a tantrum with little or no warning
  • GO kills someone, or threatens to have someone killed
  • GO does that eye thing
  • GO gets exasperated with someone
  • GO takes things too far

Please send in more!

Bonus Rule : Three drinks if Gary somehow gets himself or anyone else out of a prison.

During the screening of Harry Potter 3, the drinking rules from the Alan Rickman Film Extravaganza also apply.