My name is Lachlan, I am a Brisbane-based software engineer, artist, author, sportsman, internet tycoon, and liar. My interests include precipitation patterns in West Yorkshire, shovels, and black pudding.

I've been running this site in one form or another since 1999. Regrettably, I've had to put much of the content under lockdown, but you're welcome to get in touch to request access.

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